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  • Pet_i

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    Bocs, megint angolul jön, most 1 szőke nős vicc: :)

    A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
    and moves to the First Class Section & sits down.
    The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket
    She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
    have
    to sit in the back.
    The blonde replies: ''I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
    I'm staying right here!''

    The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
    copilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs
    in
    Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the
    blonde
    and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will
    have
    to leave and return to her seat
    The blonde replies, ''I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
    I'm staying right here!''

    The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
    waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to
    reason.

    The pilot says ''You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a
    blonde. I speak blonde.'' He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her
    ear, and she says ''Oh, I'm sorry,'' and she gets up and moves back to her
    seat in the Economy section.

    The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said
    to
    make her move without any fuss.

    ''I told her, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON !!

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