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• #40 Pet_i senior tag

  2003-12-01 22:24:47 #40

  Összes hozzászólása itt Válaszok az összes hozzászólására itt Válaszok erre a hozzászólásra

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  Pet_i

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  > Bill Gates Faces God
  > >
  > > ''Well, Bill,'' said God, ''I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
  > > whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society
  > > enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and
  > yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never
  > > done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!''
  > >
  > > Mr.Gates replied, ''Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between
  > > the two?''
  > >
  > > God said, ''You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help
  > you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?''
  > > ''Sure!'' said Bill. ''Let's go!''
  > > Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear
  > waters.There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in
  > the water,
  > > laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature
  > was just perfect! Bill said, ''This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait
  > to see Heaven!''
  > >
  > > To which God replied, ''Let's go!'' and off they went. Bill saw puffy
  > white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing
  > harps
  > > and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.
  > >
  > > Mr.Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
  > >
  > > ''God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell.''
  > > ''As you desire,'' said God.
  > >
  > > Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
  > > see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming
  > > among
  > the hot flames in a
  > dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.
  > >
  > > ''How ya doin', Bill?'' asked God.
  > > Bill responded with anguish and despair.
  > > ''This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to
  > > the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?''
  > > ''Oh, THAT!'' said God. ''That was the screen saver''
  

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