Well, this is just a little self-indulgent, is it not? Everyone's favorite purveyor of unapologetically overpriced handsets, Vertu (owned by Nokia) is celebrating its tenth birthday this year and to commemorate the occasion in style, it's launching a series of Constellations in a "Monogram Collection." Here's the catch, though: the phones can't be monogrammed with their owners' initials. Oh, no, that would be uncouth. Instead, the phones bear Vertu's own "V" logo emblazoned repeatedly across their rarified hides in some sort of process that takes over four hours to complete. All models lack any plastic, instead they are made of leather, precious metals and stones, thus emphasizing that they are not only phones: they are jewels. They'll be available come April 1 in Pewter, Green, Red, Sky Blue, and Cerise -- and unlike their launch date, their stratospheric price tags will sadly be no joke.