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    Tegnap este kissé ittas és fáradt állapotban leledztem, ez látszott a mondatszerkezeteimen is, de ettől függetlenül a mondandóm lényege az volt, hogy "nehogy már jól járjon az ügyfél". Amúgy a tényleg a banknak is forrást kell szereznie valahonnan, tehát őt is érinti.
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    más téma : egy kis definíciótár :

    CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

    BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife
    gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

    BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

    CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps
    crashing.

    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
    between themselves.

    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

    Pleased to meet you - hope you guess my name

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