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ma A specifikáció megegyezik a Pura 70 Pro+-éval, de nagyobb akku, kétirányú műholdas kommunikáció és egyedi kameraszett egészíti ki.
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krokk
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sorry azoknak akik nemtudnak angolul de nincs kedvem lefordítani
THE CREATION:
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said
c:\Let there be light!
Enter user id.
c:\God
Enter password.
c:\Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
c:\Omnipotent
Password incorrect. Try again.
c:\Technocrat
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
c:\Create light
Done
c:\>Run heaven and earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
c:\Create firmament
Done.
c:\Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
the dry land appear and
Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
c:\Create dry_land
Done.
c:\Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
Unspecified type. Try again.
c:\Create sun_moon_stars
Done
c:\Run sun_moon_stars
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
c:\Create fish
Done
c:\Create fowl
Done
c:\Run fish, fowl
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
c:\Create cattle
Done
c:\Create creepy_things
Done
c:\Now let us make man in our image
Unspecified type. Try again.
c:\Create man
Done
c:\Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over
every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
Too many command operands. Try again.
c:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 6 errors.
c:\Insert breath
Done
c:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 5 errors.
c:\Move man to Garden of Eden
File Garden of Eden does not exist.
c:\Create Garden.edn
Done
c:\Move man to Garden.edn
Done
c:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 4 errors.
c:\Copy woman from man
Done
c:\Run multiplication
Execution terminated. 2 errors.
c:\Create desire
Done
c:\Run multiplication
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Create freewill
Done
c:\Run freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Undo desire
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
c:\Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Help
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\Create good, evil
Done
c:\Activate evil
And God saw he had created shame.
Warning system error in sector E95.
Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.
c:\Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
Search failed.
c:\Delete shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
c:\Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
c:\Stop
Unrecognizable command. Try again
c:\Break
c:\Break
c:\Break
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
c:\Create new world
You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
before new ones can be created.
c:\Destroy earth
Destroy earth: Please confirm.
c:\Destroy earth confirmed
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT
6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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no commentthe funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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Hányféle szerszám méret létezik?
1. kicsi
2. közepes
3. nagy
4. jaj, Istenem
5. van ilyen fehérben is?the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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Inoue Orihime a becsületes neve a hölgyeménynek és a Bleach című animéből csórták
képek itt: [link]
mellesleg a sorozatban a nagy me... úgyis látjátok miről híres;)
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[Szerkesztve]the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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mekkoraaaathe funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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remélem még nem volt [link]
the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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[link] ár
the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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sorozatból amit nézek egy kis részlet remélem olvasható a szövege angol és japó eccerre
[link]the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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[link] muhhaha
the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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éljenek a leveles alaszkai malamutok amúgy tök lett volna a megfejtés
Q26. I am guessing that it is an alaskan malamute?
Right, Wrong, Close
25. Would you pay to use it? Yes.
24. Is it a leafy vegetable? No.
23. Is it used to make salads? Yes.
22. Is it bad for your health? No.
21. Does it taste good with butter? Yes.
20. I guessed that it was a banana pepper? Wrong.
19. I guessed that it was a tomato plant? Wrong.
18. I guessed that it was a strawberry? Wrong.
17. Can you add it to a salad? Yes.
16. Is it usually sliced or carved? Yes.
15. Does it have leaves? Yes.
14. Is it red when ripe? Sometimes.
13. Does it have lots of seeds? Yes.
12. Does it have bumpy skin? Sometimes.
11. Is it red? Sometimes.
10. Can it be used in a pie? Yes.
9. Is it bright? Sometimes.
8. Does it smell sweet? Sometimes.
7. Does it taste sweet? Sometimes.
6. Is it tapered? Sometimes.
5. Does it have seeds? Yes.
4. Does it come from trees? No.
3. Does it roll? Yes.
2. Is it crunchy? No.
1. It is classified as Vegetable.the funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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krokk
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[link] .....
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krokk
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aranyos fejekthe funniest thing about this text is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it
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